Joe, a loyal disciple

Tonight I have to work on the Spirit. I’m really not looking forward to it, there’s too much snow, it’s too cold, and I have to print and package everything OUTDOORS. Tonight is going to suck something hardcore.

I’d also like to take a moment to thank Jory, for giving me this shitty cold that wont go away, you’re the best!

Other than that I’m just waiting for my box of a bajillion magic cards from Fred so we can start a stupid crazy rapid-fire magic tournament.

I have my laptop back… Finally.

Being hurt on the inside sucks. That thing called love is a cruel cruel bitch just waiting to rip you apart. Just as Steven Wright joked, “She was the first person I ever loved, and I knew I was in love, because before then I didn’t even think about killing myself.” Love makes situations painful sometimes, love makes situations happen that really shouldn’t have.

Recently I did something I really shouldn’t have and I really hurt someone I care about. I love her and worry about her, but what I did was completely wrong and was something I am not proud of, and can honestly say is one of few things I regret I did in life.

I try to be a nice guy, even though I can be a douchebag sometimes, I really just want to be a nice guy and help people. However, I screw up sometimes, and I wish those times I screwed up weren’t that bad, but every time I do screw things up I really really hurt someone and I end up hurting myself in the end too.

I’m sorry.

You haven’t been home for a week or longer, and all you want to do is sleep in your own bed again. Once you get there it’s love at first sight, staring your bed down like it’s your long lost love and much like your long lost love, you jump right on it like you’ll never let go. The only difference is you can grab your bed for 15 hours straight without letting it go and not have it become awkward.

It’s been a legit 2 weeks since I’ve written here, mostly because I save my blog posting for when I’m bored on my laptop, but since Circuit City is still fixing it, the lame comp will have to do.

The Trip To Kansas:
Myself and Kristina are off to Kansas being driven by my mom and dad to the airport in Providence, RI to catch our plane to Nashville, then to Kansas City. We’re being driven to the airport at about… 4:30-5am for a 7:50 flight… In other words, what the fuck!!! We get to the airport at just barely after 6am, eat some Dunkin Donuts for breakfast and sit bored in the airport for the next 2 hours waiting for our flight. Kristina ends up busting out the Mad Libs, I play 20 questions with her, and she’s still pretty pissed you have to pay for internet in the airport. Either way, time flew by, we jumped on our early morning flight… with all 15-20 people on board and head to Nashville.

The Plane landed a little bit fast in Nashville, but that wasn’t a problem. I chose Southwest to book our flights and I can say, they do a damn good job, there’s plenty of leg room, and the stewardesses are really nice . Nashville was a quick 1 hour layover, we walked around the airport, Kristina picked up shot glasses, I picked up post cards, then it was only about a 20 minute wait for us before we had to get in line to board the plane. Both the flights out, Kristina and I managed to be seated next to each other, because Southwest is pretty cool and lets you sit wherever and not have to worry about assigned seating.

We land in Kansas City about an Hour and a half later, where we have to walk all the way to the other end of the terminal to get our bags, walk all the way back to find Marie to bring us home, (Marie is sooo adorable ), and then once again, have to walk all the way back to the other side to get in her car. The ride to Topeka we ended up lost for a moment, Marie and I were too into conversation that we had no idea where the hell we were and where the exit we were supposed to take went. She pulled a U-turn and we headed back the right way.

Kansas.
Wayyy too much happened. Here’s a small list:
Christmas shopping
Dinner out
Food shopping
Being attacked by Dog
AJ’s sausage contaminating Atarah’s box
Drinking
Strip Club
Kristina puking uncontrollably
The Oz Museum
Cranium
Mountain Dew fetishes
Setting up the Christmas tree
Putting up Christmas lights
Buying new shoes
Taking pictures
Buying Kansas memorabilia
Watching Atarah cut her finger wide open
Driving fast to the Walgreens for medical supplies
Laughing at Atarah and making knife and finger jokes
Degrassi

The flight from Kansas to Chicago was treacherous. We almost died on the landing. Ate pizza in chicago, bought our memorabilia, then headed for home to Providence. Mom showed up late to the Providence airport, Kristina looked hott in her skirt and god damn it I am happy to be home!!!

My laptop is still broken, and I deem Circuit City close to useless.
Lucky I got my BLACKBERRY to keep my interwebbing possible.