“You should invest in my dick, because all it does is grow”
Today was highly eventful. Things started off kinda shitty when I woke up at noon for my 1 o’clock hair appointment and found out that Dad was in my bathroom, and by my bathroom, I mean the bathroom EVERYONE uses. I use the upstairs bathroom to find out there is no shampoo to use, there’s only Lady’s Speed Stick Deodorant and there’s no shaving cream or razor for me to shave. I just do what I normally would do, say fuck it and shower anyway.
After all that I headed out to Weymouth Landing to Terri’s hair salon to have my hair trimmed down and highlighted. I’m happy how it came out, everyone else thinks it looks really gay, but I’m going to put some black in it to even it out a bit, so don’t worry for too long.
When I came home I found Fred, Matt and Heather at the house, and my date for the evening, Amanda, not there. Heather was going to try to hook me up with Amanda, but apparently she was already being canoodled by Heather’s roommate… who has a girlfriend. I’ll let that take care of itself before I attempt that one again.
I napped for a while then came downstairs and put some plans together to have a crew hang out at Tom’s house for a bit. It ended up being Myself, Matt and Emily going into Boston to get Taylor, then we’d drop Taylor off and make our way over to Tom’s house afterwards. Of course though, it being Taylor and all, the night wouldn’t end without random comments and quotations from the Mighty Jew himself.
“You should invest in my dick, because all it does is grow”
“Hey, multiple choice question, would you rather a. hold my dick, b. hold my dick, c. hold your dick, or d. if you chose “c.” you’re fucking GAY”
“Your reasons for being gay, MY DICK”
“whispers, (hey, I need to tell you a secret… MY DICK)”
After Taylor was dropped off at his house Myself, Emily and Matt made our way over to Tom’s house where we chilled for a bit and played some western shooter SNES game. Petted Tom’s bunny, then made our way home at about 12:30.
Now it’s home time, sleep is due next, tomorrow’s a NASCAR race and I’ll also have an Update in tomorrow’s blog about Emily and I having a cook-off.