Heidi Went to L.A. and All I Got Was This Blog Post
So Heidi left for L.A. at about 4am this morning. She’s going all the way out to L.A. for an anime convention of sorts, but I know she’s going there for one reason and one reason only.
To get raped by Kobe Bryant.
We all know Heidi is a dirty whore, sort of. She doesn’t actually sleep around, but she wishes she does, which is considerable enough to call her a dirty whore. Therefore she’s doing the one thing on every dirty whore’s list of things to do, get raped by Kobe Bryant!
It’s simple you see, the basketball season is over and Kobe’s Lakers lost to the Boston Celtics, and what’s the best way to get back at Boston? Rape an “innocent” anime convention goer all the way from Boston!
I know I know, “you can’t rape the willing.” But when it comes to Kobe, it’s rape.. Rape rape rape rape raperaperaperape. Just ask Katelyn Faber!
Have fun in L.A. Heidi, and remember, Take Pictures!!!