Joe, a loyal disciple

You know what’s hysterical? Getting in front of your English class to do a presentation and not having one clue what you are doing. First you start off by doing a very awkward attention getting opening phrase.

“Hey! So my presentation is on Christmas, and in celebration, I bought you all a present! … Good, now that I have your attention lemme get started…” *everyone has sad face*

Talk about classic right there.

*moves on to History Class*

We learned about a city that was formed in the 1820’s that was made for people to have “Complex Marriages.” Basically, this meant they were married to one person, but the man could sleep with whomever he pleased, this went as well for the woman. I commented on this.

“Okay, this is like me and communism, it looks good on paper, but you really can’t preform it. You can’t have, ‘hey hunny, I’m gonna sleep with her’ ‘okay I’ll sleep with him, dinner’s at 6!’

Shit just doesn’t work like that.

I’m out <3

Yea alright, shut up. I got stuck in Macy’s for a 9 hour shift today, no breaks, breaks are for weaklings. I somehow managed to clean out the entire women’s section, (They moved me away from Juniors for the day). I got the whole thing cleaned out, and it looks pretty damn awesome. I get paid to clean shit, I’ll take that job any day of the week.

I’m currently listening to Emperor, “Towards The pantheon.” It’s a good track, listen to it sometime, then listen to the Bathory Cover they do for “A Fine Day To Die” Emperor’s version is fucking awesome!

Aight I’m out for now, going to get some Pepsi.

The last couple of weeks have been a little hectic. I JUST finished my 8-10 page English paper. It’s supposed to be double spaced, but mine’s 8-10 pages single spaced, because I’m good like that. Had a math Test, I more than likely ACED this one too, History Test coming up, I have to do reading for that, and then there’s my HTML class, that I’ve already passed for the year, so whatever.

I saw “Happy Feet” last night. It was an attempted Political-Religious film to get people to stop fishing off the coast of Antarctica…. which they have….. OVER 10 YEARS AGO. The first half of the movie was good, then the “elder” penguin started screaming, “REPENT, REPENT AND THE FISH WILL COME BACK!!!” in short, it was one VERY fucked up kids movie.

Because of Happy Feet, I’m not afraid to go see kid’s movies. Incredibles was a good kid’s movie, but now because of “Happy Feet” I’m almost afraid to go see another kid’s movie because i’m scared some old guy in the movie is going to start screaming “REPENT!!!”

I’ll try to blog more often, but there’s only so much one person can do.

My Past Week:

1. 11/8 Wednesday: Sick, Tired, need sleep
2. 11/9 Thursday: Sick, Tired, Have to write paper
3. 11/10 Friday: Sick, Tired, Macy’s calls “We need you to work for us”
4. 11/11 Saturday: Sick, Tired, Writing paper
5. 11/12 Sunday: Sick, Tired, Patriots Lose, Revolution Lose
6. 11/13 Monday: Tired, Interviewed, New Macy’s Employee
7. 11/14 Tuesday: Sick, Worked, Made $$$

g0t it? Macy’s Hires me after I was told I wouldn’t be, weird eh?

FAQ’s on Cocaine!

Does Cocaine contain cocaine? No, we don’t advocate drug use. What you do with your drink is completely up to you!

Where can I buy Cocaine? Check out our dealers (Coming Soon!) or order directly online here.

How is there no crash with Cocaine? Dextrose, a natural sugar, gives you an instant rush. Other sugars make your body work and give you a CRASH when they run out. NOT Cocaine!

Other drinks contain high fructose corn syrup. Why not Cocaine? HFCS is not good for you. According to nutritionists your body has a difficult time converting this “sugar”. Try to avoid drinks and food with HFCS.

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There seems to be less crap in your drink than other energy drinks. Why? Because we only put into Cocaine what we thought was needed – Nothing else. We worked hard at giving Cocaine a kick without being sickly sweet. We think it worked!

Ingredients!

Caffeine – Stimulates the brain and central Circulatory System. Caffeine enters into the blood stream in a short time (10-15 minutes). Caffeine effects last for 3-4 hours.

Taurine – an abundant amino acid found naturally in the body. It enhances glucose and amino acid transport to the muscles and helps regulate the nervous system. No one is really sure exactly of the benefits, but it is believed to detoxify and cleanse the system.

Guarana – seed from South America. Naturally contains caffeine. Used as a source of energy.

Dextrose – a monosaccharide or simple sugar that is about 20% less sweet compared to cane sugar. It is derived entirely from corn, is low-cost, and contains no fructose or lactose. Some nutrition websites suggest Dextrose is a great additive to your regular creatine monohydrate for post-workout.

Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid) – required for our bodies immune system. Helps produce white blood cells and t-cells.

Vitamin B6 & B12 – after we eat the vitamins assist the body in converting the nutrients in the food into energy. These vitamins help counter the effects of fatigue and nervousness; they improve performance and stamina.

Inositol – member of the B vitamin family. Aids in digestion, the breakdown of fats and reduces cholesterol in the blood; it helps prevent hardening of the arteries, and may protect nerve fibers from excess glucose damage. Inositol has a natural calming effect and may be used in the treatment of anxiety, depression, and obsessive-compulsive disorder without the side effects of prescription medications.

WARNINGS!!!

Side-effects are associated with this product: – Extreme amounts of energy! – This beverage should be consumed by responsible adults. Failure to adhere to this warning may result in excess excitement, stamina, fun and possible feeling of euphoria. – Keep in mind, this product may not be suitable for children, pregnant women and anyone sensitive to caffeine. I suggest you all drink cocaine when it comes to a store near you!

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I wake up sick as shit this morning, miss going to school, and then to top it all off, Chuck chews up my favorite hat. I’m going to kill that mutt with a ratchet and a spatula. That’s a guarantee, not a promise!